Friday, May 24, 2013

Courtesy of One of My Colleagues from Last Year (Another Kindergarten Teacher)

These are the kinds of texts that I receive from her:

Teacher's Question of the Day: "What do you like to do during indoor recess on a rainy day?  Draw, paint, play with blocks, read books...?"
Student 1: "I like to drink hot chocolate."
Teacher: "What?"
Student 2: "Watch TV"
Teacher: "Guys come on, we don't watch TV or drink hot chocolate in here. What do you like to do IN THE CLASSROOM for indoor recess?"
Student 3: "Watch TV"
AHHHHH!

"I showed the afternoon class a picture of a cockroach (it was a book about them) and asked them what kind of insect it was.  Their answers: a lobster, a funny-looking crab, a ladybug, a bug, and a bee.  AHHHHH!"


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