Quotes of the Day from Kindergarten, Day 171

Me: Ike, where's your paper towel for snack?

Ike: Umm, I think it's playing hide-and-seek with me.

Me: Oh no, some of our plants aren't growing.

Elizabeth: Ms. Kirch, I know what they need...

Me: What?

Elizabeth (like the answer is so obvious): Love!

"Stop it you imbecile!"

-Roman, during playtime

My partner, who teaches math, asked Andres to count to 100.  In typical fashion, he counts to 30 and stops, saying, "Wait.  I have to count alllll the way to 100??"