Show and Share

A teacher I know told me this story of a mother who recently asked:
"Can my son bring a knife to school for Show and Share?"

The teacher's internal response:
"First of all, we don't have Show and Share.  Second of all, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??"

The teacher's actual response:
"Due to school policy, your son is not permitted to bring a knife into school.  Also, we do not have Show and Share in second grade.  Please let me know if you have any more questions!"

We could not make this stuff up.

Getting our time periods mixed up

It would have been pretty hard for the ancient Greeks to trade with America in the years B.C. Sigh.

I think I'm going to explode!

My favorite food is pizza. It is so cheesy. I like pepperoni pizza. And cheese pizza. When I eat pizza I think that I am going to... explode!

History Lesson

"Ms. Kirch, did the ancient Romans get the idea for arches from rainbows?  Because rainbows existed back then too you know..."