Overheard on the plane today...

Pilot: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We're going to have mostly sunny weather with a few broken clouds...
Little girl behind me: (shocked and saddened) BROKEN clouds?!?

Like the thought of a cute fluffy cloud being broken was the worst thing that could happen.  Too cute!

While Listening to Christmas Songs...

"This man, who sings about Feliz Navidad, he is SO blind."

Not just blind.  SO blind.

"The worst thing about living in Pompeii (where Mount Vesuvius erupted) would be...

... you can't order Pizza Hut.  No wait.  That there are no candy stores."

Right.  Because that's what I would be worried about as ash is falling all around me and burying my town: pizza and candy.