Quotes of the Day from Kindergarten, Day 126

"You don't even want to know how many people my dad has married!"
-Nadine

"You asusted me!" (asustar means to scare in Spanish)
-Ike

An Apology Letter from a Student

First, see if you can read it without looking at the translation below.

Translation:

"Ms. Kirch,

I am sorry for showing my bottom.

Next time I will,

not show my bottom."

And this was the second flashing incident of the day.

Quotes of the Day from Kindergarten, Day 112

So my kids haven't been very funny in a while, but today they really brought out the priceless moments:

First, Katrina started singing "Life is a Highway" (her repertoire also includes Lady Gaga and Adele.)

Next, we were erasing our white boards with (clean) socks that I bought at the dollar store.  Every day they ask me, and every day I go over the fact that no, nobody has ever worn these socks.  Today Andres said, "Ms. Kirch, you'd better not put your feet in them.  Then they'd be soooo stinky."

Last (and best), Angelo came up to me during snack and point blank asked me, "Can a man and a man get married?"  I took a big sip of water to buy myself some time, and then I said, "Why do you ask?"  He said, "Because Monica said they can, but I know they can't."  I responded, "You know, that would be a really good question for your mom and dad.  Now go sit down eat your snack please."  Phew.