My students might be a little bit... confused

Quote of the Day from Kindergarten, Day 104

My students just haven't been very funny lately.  Although today one student's brother asked me,

"Wanna see me breakdance?"

He's 4 years old.

What Teachers Do on a Saturday

Directions: Buy a silicone mold baking sheet from A.C. Moore for $9.99 (make sure that it has fun shapes).  Take all the broken crayons from your classroom home with you.  Put them into the molds, mixing colors as you wish.  Put the sheet in the oven for about 5 minutes at 275 degrees.  Remove from the oven.  Then feel very proud of yourself for being so productive (even though your kitchen is now messy and you meant to clean your bathroom and you should start planning lessons for Monday.)  Oh well!

Out of the oven and cooling

 What they look like in the pan...

... and pop!  They come right out!

From second grade...

The kindergarteners were having an off day, so here's a quote from second grade:

"Jason, did you call Jahsli poop head?"

"No, I called her fart head."

Misheard Words

Victoria: “My mom doesn’t speak Spanish with me that much.”

Sra. Lockinger: “What does she speak, Quechua?”

Victoria: “Yes.”

Bella: “How do you speak ketchup?!”

Lena: “When can we have our candy?”

Me: “I’ll give it to ya lata’.”

Lena: “Who’s Yalayta?”

Quote of the Day from Kindergarten, Day 92

“Ms. Kirch, you’re like a teacher kindergartener.  You’re a teacher, but you’re like a kindergartener.”

-Natasha